So that’s your body count not your phone number.

    by odd_importance611

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    1. Who are the people who COUNT how many fun times they get ? Do kisses matter ? And helping hands ? 🤔

    2. smartassstonernobody on

      i don’t think i’m ever telling him, i mean he’s never asked. He was also a virgin when we met so ignorance is bliss.

    3. xXFallen_DarknessXx on

      “Your mother said WHAT?!” -Genuine reaction from my closest friends after a funny story I told

    4. StrangeOutcastS on

      Yeah… they don’t react well to any mention of the Crimean war or my time in Wallachia.
      They DEFINITELY don’t like mention of my stint with the Conquistadors.

    5. According_Tourist_69 on

      I won’t write much, but atleast this is better than when my ex said her house was haunted and gave me actual evidence of weird shit going on. Apparently she had some sort of family secret as well regarding it. Scary stuff.

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